Salt and Pepper Shaker Ducks Set of 2

Rather Good Little Ducks for Your Table

Look, I'll be honest. These handmade ceramic ducks are entirely unnecessary for seasoning your food. Salt and pepper work perfectly well from a bog-standard tin. But then, so does eating beans on toast for dinner, and yet here we are, don't we.

What you're getting is a pair of splendid little companions that happen to shake seasoning. One holds salt, one holds pepper. The fetching berets help you tell them apart, which is rather useful when you're halfway through a meal and squinting at tiny ceramic birds.

Why Choose Our Salt and Pepper Shaker Ducks

Entirely Handmade: Each duck is crafted by hand from start to finish, so you're not buying mass-produced kitsch. You're buying proper handmade kitsch, which is categorically different and rather more fabulous.

Light and Easy to Hold: At just 5 to 6 centimetres tall, these ducks won't take up valuable real estate on your table. They're delightfully manageable and won't make your guests think you've lost the plot entirely.

Food Safe Materials: Made with vegan friendly ceramic, because presumably your salt should have ethical credentials too.

Includes Adhesive Base Pads: Stops them skidding about the table like tiny ceramic ice skaters.

Product Details

Height: 5 to 6 centimetres per duck

What You Receive: 1 salt shaker and 1 pepper shaker, sold as a pair

Materials: Handmade ceramic, vegan friendly

Extras: Adhesive base pads included

Please note these are handmade items crafted outside factory conditions, so minor variations are rather part of their charm. Over time and with regular use, they may develop small oddities, so perhaps don't expect them to maintain restaurant-grade food safety standards indefinitely.

Order your pair today and add a touch of glorious absurdity to your table.